nigerian lottery has gone muslim

tommymac · 01-28-2009, 10:05 AM

Got a spam e-mail yesterday and as a goof I replied saying I wanted to use the money as collateral for a loan. heres the response I got.

Assalam,

Thank you for your willingness to help.
I got your email address through a search on the internet.
My proposition is true and I am very serious about it , the most
important thing is for us to build a very good trust among each other, I feel it is the most important thing before moving the money to you i know
Allah will see us through.
I am 51 years old married with 3 children 2 boys and 1 girl.
The amount involved is 5 Million US Dollars this money is not from any kind of bad source it is the proceeds from my inherited properties my father died before the war and i am from the famous Alahdin royal family, I wanted to move before the war butunfortunately things went bad i moved the money ahead of time through diplomatic baggages to Dubai , now i am stock in Iraq .I am a trained Petroleum engineer .
I will attached a copy of my national passport to you as soon as you reconfirm the following:

name
age:
occupation
address:
Phone :

As soon as you do this i will provide you with the details on how you
are going to collect the box.
May allah bless you.

wasalam,
Alahdin.M Abdullah

I figure i will make up a name and addy and tell him I am an aspiring pro road racer or something. Or if anyone has any ideas lets have fun with him.

Tom

Amorok · 01-28-2009, 11:20 AM

Tell him you're a pig farmer in Arkansas and ask for pictures of his wife.

Method · 01-28-2009, 11:22 AM

If you really want to offend his sensibilities, you can tell him you are an aspiring 'adult' actor looking to finance your first sexy film.

AquaPython · 01-28-2009, 11:24 AM

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www.419eater.com

tommymac · 01-28-2009, 11:25 AM

Damn thats a good idea I will add that in my next respone

Tom

Dragonpaco · 01-28-2009, 11:31 AM

tell them that to confirm he is a real person you need a picture of him eating a porkchop under a star of david

derf · 01-28-2009, 11:49 AM

I dont get enough of these to play with. Can I have his email address?

tommymac · 01-28-2009, 11:51 AM

Shoot me an e-mail I can forward it to ya.

Tom

BobTheBiker · 01-28-2009, 11:55 AM

those are awesome. I'd send him nude pictures of random women, and ask for some of his wife just for the hell of it.

tommymac · 01-28-2009, 12:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BobTheBiker

those are awesome. I'd send him nude pictures of random women, and ask for some of his wife just for the hell of it.

hes 51 so i want to see his daughters

Tom

01-28-2009, 10:05 AM	#1
tommymac Moto GP Star Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 11,022	nigerian lottery has gone muslim Got a spam e-mail yesterday and as a goof I replied saying I wanted to use the money as collateral for a loan. heres the response I got. Assalam, Thank you for your willingness to help. I got your email address through a search on the internet. My proposition is true and I am very serious about it , the most important thing is for us to build a very good trust among each other, I feel it is the most important thing before moving the money to you i know Allah will see us through. I am 51 years old married with 3 children 2 boys and 1 girl. The amount involved is 5 Million US Dollars this money is not from any kind of bad source it is the proceeds from my inherited properties my father died before the war and i am from the famous Alahdin royal family, I wanted to move before the war butunfortunately things went bad i moved the money ahead of time through diplomatic baggages to Dubai , now i am stock in Iraq .I am a trained Petroleum engineer . I will attached a copy of my national passport to you as soon as you reconfirm the following: name age: occupation address: Phone : As soon as you do this i will provide you with the details on how you are going to collect the box. May allah bless you. wasalam, Alahdin.M Abdullah I figure i will make up a name and addy and tell him I am an aspiring pro road racer or something. Or if anyone has any ideas lets have fun with him. Tom

01-28-2009, 11:20 AM	#2
Amorok Issukangitok Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Biloxi, MS Moto: '06 Suzuki Boulevard C50T Posts: 2,225	Tell him you're a pig farmer in Arkansas and ask for pictures of his wife. __________________ What goes around comes around. Sometimes you get what's coming around, and sometimes you are what's coming around. You see what I mean?

01-28-2009, 11:49 AM	#7
derf token jewboy Join Date: Nov 2008 Moto: CBR 900, KLR ugly ass duckling, Gas Man Posts: 10,799	I dont get enough of these to play with. Can I have his email address? __________________

01-28-2009, 11:22 AM	#3
Method Canyon Carver Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Portland, OR Moto: MTA Posts: 416	If you really want to offend his sensibilities, you can tell him you are an aspiring 'adult' actor looking to finance your first sexy film.

01-28-2009, 11:25 AM	#5
tommymac Moto GP Star Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 11,022	Damn thats a good idea I will add that in my next respone Tom

01-28-2009, 11:51 AM	#8
tommymac Moto GP Star Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 11,022	Shoot me an e-mail I can forward it to ya. Tom

01-28-2009, 11:55 AM	#9
BobTheBiker too much time on my hands Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: the northern district of god damn Moto: 01 ZX6R, looking for more now. Posts: 1,802	those are awesome. I'd send him nude pictures of random women, and ask for some of his wife just for the hell of it.