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Old 05-22-2009, 02:33 PM   #1
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This was posted on a Buell forum. Some of the funniest shit I've ever read. I had to try really hard not to burst out laughing in the office.


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Old 05-22-2009, 02:36 PM   #4
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No fuck you!

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Old 05-22-2009, 02:40 PM   #5
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There's just too much off topic bullshit on here for me to read everything. Oh well.
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Old 05-22-2009, 02:43 PM   #6
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There's just too much off topic bullshit on here for me to read everything. Oh well.
*cough* SEARCH *cough*

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Old 05-22-2009, 03:05 PM   #8
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There's just too much off topic bullshit on here for me to read everything. Oh well.
I agree! I cant keep up... Good post tho Marko. pretty freakin hilarious
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Old 05-22-2009, 03:10 PM   #9
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it's hilarious. Been trying to get one on the homepage for awhile with no success. Seems you got to be a frat boy, have a vagina, or be gay to make it on.
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I know its a repost but I just looked at it again.

I literally laughed out loud at this one:

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(256): You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
(1-256): That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in shitville for 4 years.
(256): Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
(1-256): Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
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