Another dumbass...

ceo012384 · 04-08-2008, 03:31 AM

... riding a gixxer, who also can't spell, use proper grammar, or pick a heterosexual song for his video.

[youtube]uhol4s9ZiQE[/youtube]

OneSickPsycho · 04-08-2008, 03:38 AM

This is the song that should've been in that video...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98uOM8OQnhw

NONE_too_SOFT · 04-08-2008, 08:01 AM

... There was something in the road. instead of swerving around it i panicked and though "omg what do i do". but it was a little birdy, and i thought to myself "haha thats just a bird im going to do the newbiest thing in the world,and actually turn my body 180 degrees and target fixate on something i've already passed"... well while i was catching an eyeful of the pretty birdie i realized i should probobly pay attention because im going way to fast on this obviously unkept road. I turn around "omgwtfuckzors" the roads out. i grabbed the brake because i panicked, and had no other options (except maybe not grab a hand full of brake and just ride it out to either side, or in between, the signs). My signature fit LEVI STRAUS jeans didnt hold up like i thought they would, but since i wasnt wearing proper riding gloves the first thing i felt was the flesh being torn from my girlish hands. maybe if i would have worked on my bike more i could have developed callis's that could have minimized the damage, but nay...

i could go on, but eh, whats the point. there have been a LOT of stupid riders doing STUPID shit around here lately... almost makes me apprehensive about getting on the bike again. almost.

Captain Morgan · 04-08-2008, 04:38 PM

I like how he ends it with, "be safe out there guys." How bout, "wear your gear and don't be a dumbass and look BACK at a fucking bird that you already missed!!

1hottbikechic · 04-08-2008, 04:51 PM

Ummm someone please explain to me how his face was so screwed, when his helmet has just scratches on it... maybe it came off? I find that hard to believe....

This is the logical argument I have the rest would just be yelling at him for not taking out the flippin bird...

Mr Lefty · 04-08-2008, 05:01 PM

how about at the end telling people to WEAR GEAR! I imagine if he's as moronic as he's let on... he didn't get a helmet to fit right... and it either flew off... or slid down and mashed his face...

moron

LaFemmes · 04-08-2008, 05:27 PM

That just breaks my heart!

lagerdrinker · 04-08-2008, 08:26 PM

I have the same helmet but in black, maybe i should go and get a better one???
All in all cant be too bad, it saved his mullet.
I got a theory, his girl was riding and he was riding bitch and she pulled a wheelie and he fell off.

NONE_too_SOFT · 04-08-2008, 08:52 PM

although you called your own owned smiley...

i concur.

Smittie61984 · 04-08-2008, 09:53 PM

The dude looked like a Khaki short wearing flip flop sporting hippy. And how long and fast do you have ot be going to miss a huge "THE ROAD IS MOTHER FUCKING CLOSED" sign. I think the orange barriers would have been a good give away even without hte road closed sign. Like having "Ambulance" spelled backwards so people who are curious what the big box looking thing with the flashing lights and loud noises is that is currently on their ass.

04-08-2008, 03:31 AM	#1
ceo012384 Pompous Prick Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: MA Moto: 06 R6 (race), 04 CRF Tard (race) Posts: 3,040	Another dumbass... ... riding a gixxer, who also can't spell, use proper grammar, or pick a heterosexual song for his video. [youtube]uhol4s9ZiQE[/youtube] __________________ LRRS/CCS #123 Boston Moto Dunlop Woodcraft 35 Motorsports Sidi Pit Bull K&N Filters

04-08-2008, 04:51 PM	#5
1hottbikechic Ninja Hottie Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Frederick, MD Moto: Sportbikes, MX Posts: 64	Ummm someone please explain to me how his face was so screwed, when his helmet has just scratches on it... maybe it came off? I find that hard to believe.... This is the logical argument I have the rest would just be yelling at him for not taking out the flippin bird... __________________

04-08-2008, 05:27 PM	#7
LaFemmes Queen Bee Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: PA Moto: 2003 R6 Posts: 418	That just breaks my heart! __________________ www.myspace.com/lafemmes If you cannot win, make the one ahead of you break the record!

04-08-2008, 08:26 PM	#8
lagerdrinker banned user Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 68	I have the same helmet but in black, maybe i should go and get a better one??? All in all cant be too bad, it saved his mullet. I got a theory, his girl was riding and he was riding bitch and she pulled a wheelie and he fell off. __________________ If you cant eat it or hump it piss on it and walk away.

04-08-2008, 09:53 PM	#10
Smittie61984 I give Squids a bad name Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Fly Over State Moto: 1996 CBR600 F3 (AKA the Flying Turd) Posts: 4,742	The dude looked like a Khaki short wearing flip flop sporting hippy. And how long and fast do you have ot be going to miss a huge "THE ROAD IS MOTHER FUCKING CLOSED" sign. I think the orange barriers would have been a good give away even without hte road closed sign. Like having "Ambulance" spelled backwards so people who are curious what the big box looking thing with the flashing lights and loud noises is that is currently on their ass. __________________ lifts - R.I.P.

04-08-2008, 03:38 AM	#2
OneSickPsycho Ride Like an Asshole Join Date: Feb 2008 Moto: nothing... Posts: 11,254	This is the song that should've been in that video... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98uOM8OQnhw

04-08-2008, 08:01 AM	#3
NONE_too_SOFT Chopstix / \ Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Akron OH Moto: 03 CBR RR Posts: 5,350	... There was something in the road. instead of swerving around it i panicked and though "omg what do i do". but it was a little birdy, and i thought to myself "haha thats just a bird im going to do the newbiest thing in the world,and actually turn my body 180 degrees and target fixate on something i've already passed"... well while i was catching an eyeful of the pretty birdie i realized i should probobly pay attention because im going way to fast on this obviously unkept road. I turn around "omgwtfuckzors" the roads out. i grabbed the brake because i panicked, and had no other options (except maybe not grab a hand full of brake and just ride it out to either side, or in between, the signs). My signature fit LEVI STRAUS jeans didnt hold up like i thought they would, but since i wasnt wearing proper riding gloves the first thing i felt was the flesh being torn from my girlish hands. maybe if i would have worked on my bike more i could have developed callis's that could have minimized the damage, but nay... i could go on, but eh, whats the point. there have been a LOT of stupid riders doing STUPID shit around here lately... almost makes me apprehensive about getting on the bike again. almost.

04-08-2008, 04:38 PM	#4
Captain Morgan Let's do another U-turn Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Indiana Moto: 2009 V-Strom Posts: 3,816	I like how he ends it with, "be safe out there guys." How bout, "wear your gear and don't be a dumbass and look BACK at a fucking bird that you already missed!!

04-08-2008, 05:01 PM	#6
Mr Lefty TWFix Legend Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Denver CO Moto: 01 BMW F650GS Dakar Posts: 15,677	how about at the end telling people to WEAR GEAR! I imagine if he's as moronic as he's let on... he didn't get a helmet to fit right... and it either flew off... or slid down and mashed his face... moron

04-08-2008, 08:52 PM	#9
NONE_too_SOFT Chopstix / \ Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Akron OH Moto: 03 CBR RR Posts: 5,350	although you called your own owned smiley... i concur.