German student attacks Hell's Angels with puppy

LeeNetworX · 06-16-2010, 12:21 PM

(Reuters) - A German student created a major traffic jam in Bavaria after making a rude gesture at a group of Hell's Angels motorcycle gang members, hurling a puppy at them and then escaping on a stolen bulldozer.

http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE65E39Q20100615

z06boy · 06-16-2010, 12:32 PM

Dude's got issues...even more now. Throwing a puppy ? Now even non bikers will want to kick his azz.

NONE_too_SOFT · 06-16-2010, 12:32 PM

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Originally Posted by LeeNetworX

(Reuters) - A German student created a major traffic jam in Bavaria after making a rude gesture at a group of Hell's Angels motorcycle gang members, hurling a puppy at them and then escaping on a stolen bulldozer.

http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE65E39Q20100615

lol im not even gonna click the link, i know the story in my head is way better.

pauldun170 · 06-16-2010, 12:40 PM

Whats the problem?

In Germany there are only two ways to defeat a Hell's Angel.

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2. Virgin canine testicle to be placed in close proximity to thyrohyoid muscle resulting in violent spasm and eventual death

I cannot type out the other method because to do so will result in nasal drip. It must only be uttered through "whispers"

Sounds like the guy was just doing what he needed to do.
What are you guys? Some sort of PETA fairies trying to save the anilmals?

Smittie61984 · 06-16-2010, 02:57 PM

We should just nuke Germany. They are like the European version of Florida.

derf · 06-16-2010, 06:30 PM

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The puppy was now in safe hands, the spokesman added.

As oppsed to what the not so safe hands of the hells angels?

smileyman · 06-16-2010, 06:50 PM

The man is a misunderstood genius.
First he knew that mooning a Hells Angel clubhouse would mean sacrificing a puppy in return for his soul, then he steals the only vehicle he knows can outrun all the chromed avengers...Genius!

Kaneman · 06-16-2010, 08:11 PM

I knew this thread was going to be epic funny.

LeeNetworX · 06-17-2010, 08:54 AM

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Originally Posted by NONE_too_SOFT

lol im not even gonna click the link, i know the story in my head is way better.

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06-16-2010, 12:32 PM	#2
z06boy Letzroll Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Lake Norman area, NC Moto: 07 Red R1 & 07 Blue R6 Posts: 5,265	Dude's got issues...even more now. Throwing a puppy ? Now even non bikers will want to kick his azz.