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Old 06-08-2009, 05:11 AM   #1
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That the sound of glass breaking is the most effective way to wake me up? I hate having to wake Mr. Glock and Mr. Body Armor at this hour and take them for a walk around my duplex just to make sure I'm not being robbed...



(I'd have to be that it was a drunk neighbor... I hope...)
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Old 06-08-2009, 07:50 AM   #2
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Wow...glad you're ok and it wasn't you getting robbed! I hate when stuff like that happens...
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Old 06-08-2009, 10:15 AM   #3
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please tell me you don't sleep next to Mr. Glock and Mr. Body Armor
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Old 06-08-2009, 11:34 AM   #4
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please tell me you don't sleep next to Mr. Glock and Mr. Body Armor
And what, pray tell, would be wrong with that?
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Old 06-08-2009, 11:37 AM   #5
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And what, pray tell, would be wrong with that?
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Old 06-08-2009, 12:16 PM   #6
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I would say it should be Ms. Glock, but then your gun would be a bitch.
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Old 06-08-2009, 12:16 PM   #7
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Old 06-10-2009, 04:41 PM   #8
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I was sleeping with my glock this past weekend... all due to crazy neighbor guy.

At home it sits on my nitestand
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Old 06-10-2009, 05:31 PM   #9
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(as long as he doesn't also kiss them goodnight, and tuck them into beddy bye. )
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Old 06-10-2009, 05:38 PM   #10
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(as long as he doesn't also kiss them goodnight, and tuck them into beddy bye. )
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