Notes written by parents in an shitville school district..

G-Rex · 06-17-2009, 08:53 PM

Supposedly....from an email my mom sent me today. God help us if even half of these are real and these people have bred.

1. My son is under a doctor's care and should not take PE today. Please execute him.

2. Please exkuce Lisa for being absent she was sick and i had her shot.

3. Dear school: please ecsc's john being absent on jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and 33.

4. Please excuse gloria from jim today. She is administrating.

5. Please excuse roland from p.e. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.

6. John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.

7. Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part.

8. Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins.

9. Chris will not be in school cux he has an acre in his side.

10. Please excuse ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.

11. Please excuse Lesli from being absent yesterday. She had diahre dyrea direathe the shits.

12. Please excuse tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea, and his boots leak.

13. Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.

14. Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault.

15. I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because I don't know what size she wear.

16. Please excuse jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it monday. We thought it was sunday.

17. Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attent her funeral.

18. My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend with the marines.

19. Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well.

20. Please excuse mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.

21. Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover.

22. PLease excuse brenda. She has been sick and under the doctor.

Fleck750 · 06-17-2009, 08:58 PM

"14. Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault."

Pretty much sums the whole page up.

Amber Lamps · 06-17-2009, 09:33 PM

I serve people at the house like that every weekend. 6th grade tops!

Angee · 06-17-2009, 10:49 PM

What sucks is I can actually believe that shit...being from the south and moving to the north where the educational system is so much better I can definitely see the difference now. My oldest is gifted with an IQ over 130 (they won't tell me how high it actually is). He was a year behind when we moved here. He completely got caught up within a month. My youngest was the same way. He's on track now, but I am absolutely appalled at how lacking the schools were there. I deal with PHDs every day in the south who can't comprehend and follow simple instructions. WHERE THE HELL WAS DARWIN???

Particle Man · 06-19-2009, 03:13 PM

nice

MILK · 06-19-2009, 03:15 PM

When I was in college my dad would mail me my hometown paper. I took it to class so we could make fun of it.

06-17-2009, 08:53 PM	#1
G-Rex Where to next? Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: OK to the C Moto: TL1000R, Hayabusa, R1150RT Posts: 1,333	Notes written by parents in an shitville school district.. Supposedly....from an email my mom sent me today. God help us if even half of these are real and these people have bred. 1. My son is under a doctor's care and should not take PE today. Please execute him. 2. Please exkuce Lisa for being absent she was sick and i had her shot. 3. Dear school: please ecsc's john being absent on jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and 33. 4. Please excuse gloria from jim today. She is administrating. 5. Please excuse roland from p.e. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip. 6. John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face. 7. Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part. 8. Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins. 9. Chris will not be in school cux he has an acre in his side. 10. Please excuse ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels. 11. Please excuse Lesli from being absent yesterday. She had diahre dyrea direathe the shits. 12. Please excuse tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea, and his boots leak. 13. Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust. 14. Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault. 15. I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because I don't know what size she wear. 16. Please excuse jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it monday. We thought it was sunday. 17. Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attent her funeral. 18. My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend with the marines. 19. Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well. 20. Please excuse mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps. 21. Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover. 22. PLease excuse brenda. She has been sick and under the doctor. __________________

06-19-2009, 03:13 PM	#5
Particle Man Custom User Title Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Central NY Moto: 2003 SV650S Posts: 14,959	nice __________________ I'm not "fat." I'm "Enlarged to show texture." Handle every stressful situation like a DOG: If you can't eat it or hump it, pi$$ on it & walk away.

06-17-2009, 08:58 PM	#2
Fleck750 Spiker bike Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: KCK Moto: KZ750 Posts: 1,629	"14. Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault." Pretty much sums the whole page up.

06-17-2009, 09:33 PM	#3
Amber Lamps Moto GP Star Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 14,556	I serve people at the house like that every weekend. 6th grade tops!

06-19-2009, 03:15 PM	#6
MILK The cows want you dead. Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 2,087	When I was in college my dad would mail me my hometown paper. I took it to class so we could make fun of it.